Official Legal Documentation & Agreements

Terms of Service & Messaging Terms

Welcome to Chronic Guru. Please review our official terms and conditions governing your use of our website, SMS/MMS messaging program, purchases, and dispute resolution.

Last Updated & Effective Date: August 2026
Section 01

General Terms of Use & Eligibility

By accessing or using the website, purchasing products, or enrolling in services provided by Chronic Guru (“Company”, “we”, “us”, or “our”), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service, our Privacy Policy, and all applicable federal, state, and local laws.

Age Requirement (21+): You must be at least 21 years of age to access this website, purchase hemp-derived products, or participate in any Chronic Guru programs. By continuing to use our website, you represent and warrant that you are at least 21 years old and possess the legal authority to enter into this agreement.

Section 02

Chronic Guru Messaging Terms & Conditions

This SMS message program is a service of Chronic Guru. By providing your cell phone number, you agree to receive recurring automated promotional and personalized marketing text messages (e.g., SMS/MMS cart reminders, sale notices, etc) from Chronic Guru.

These messages include text messages that may be sent using an automatic telephone dialing system, to the mobile telephone number you provided when signing up or any other number that you designate. You give Chronic Guru permission to send text messages to the enrolled cell phone number through your wireless phone carrier, unless and until you end permission per these Terms & Conditions.

Consent to receive automated marketing text messages is not a condition of any purchase. Message & data rates may apply.

Message frequency may vary. Chronic Guru reserves the right to alter the frequency of messages sent at any time, so as to increase or decrease the total number of sent messages. Chronic Guru also reserves the right to change the short code or phone number from which messages are sent and we will notify you if we do so.

Not all mobile devices or handsets may be supported and our messages may not be deliverable in all areas. Chronic Guru, its service providers and the mobile carriers supported by the program are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages.

By enrolling in the Chronic Guru messaging program, you also agree to these messaging terms & conditions (“Messaging Terms”), our Chronic Guru Terms of Use and Chronic Guru Privacy Policy.

Section 03

Cancellation & Opt-Out Instructions

Text the keyword STOP, STOPALL, END, CANCEL, UNSUBSCRIBE or QUIT to the telephone number, long code, or short code that sends you our initial confirmation message to cancel.

After texting STOP, STOPALL, END, CANCEL, UNSUBSCRIBE or QUIT to the telephone number, long code, or short code that sends you our initial confirmation message you will receive one additional message confirming that your request has been processed. If you change your preferences, it may take up to 48 hours for it to take effect.

Section 04

Help or Support

Text the keyword HELP to the telephone number, long code, or short code that sends you our initial confirmation message to receive a text with information on how to unsubscribe.

For direct customer support regarding orders, product details, or messaging preferences, you may also email our dedicated support team directly at info@chronic-gurus.com.

Section 05

No Warranty Disclaimer

Section 06

Limitation of Liability

Section 07

Indemnity Hold Harmless

To the maximum extent allowed by applicable law, you agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Chronic Guru, its directors, officers, employees, servants, agents, representatives, independent contractors and affiliates from and against any and all claims, damages, liabilities, actions, causes of action, costs, expenses, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, judgments or penalties of any kind or nature arising from or in relation to the these Messaging Terms or your receipt of text messages from Chronic Guru or its service providers.

Section 08

Dispute Resolution & Binding Arbitration

General Arbitration Agreement

Any dispute or claim arising out of or in any way related to these Messaging Terms or your receipt of text messages from Chronic Guru or its service providers whether based in contract, tort, statute, fraud, misrepresentation, or any other legal theory, and regardless of when a dispute or claim arises will be resolved by binding arbitration.

Exceptions

Notwithstanding the above, nothing in these Messaging Terms will be deemed to waive, preclude, or otherwise limit the right of you or Chronic Guru to: (i) bring an individual action in small claims court; (ii) pursue an enforcement action through the applicable federal, state, or local agency if that action is available; (iii) seek injunctive relief in aid of arbitration from a court of competent jurisdiction; or (iv) file suit in a court of law to address an intellectual property infringement claim.

Arbitrator & Rules

Any arbitration between you and Chronic Guru will be governed by the JAMS, under the Optional Expedited Arbitration Procedures then in effect for JAMS, except as provided herein. JAMS may be contacted at http://www.jamsadr.com. The arbitrator has exclusive authority to resolve any dispute relating to the interpretation, applicability, or enforceability of this binding arbitration agreement.

No Class Actions

Further, unless both you and Chronic Guru agree otherwise in a signed writing, the arbitrator may not consolidate more than one person’s claims, and may not otherwise preside over any form of a representative or class proceeding. You agree that, by agreeing to these Messaging Terms, you and Chronic Guru are each waiving the right to a trial by jury or to participate in a class action, collective action, private attorney general action, or other representative proceeding of any kind.

Modifications to this Arbitration Provision

Notwithstanding anything to the contrary in these Messaging Terms, if Chronic Guru makes any future change to this arbitration provision, you may reject the change by sending us written notice within 30 days of the change to Chronic Guru’s contact information provided in the “Contact Us” section below, in which case this arbitration provision, as in effect immediately prior to the changes you rejected, will continue to govern any disputes between you and Chronic Guru.

Enforceability

If any provision of these Messaging Terms is found to be unenforceable, the applicable provision shall be deemed stricken and the remainder of these Messaging Terms shall remain in full force and effect.

Section 09

Changes to the Messaging Terms

We reserve the right to change these Messaging Terms or cancel the messaging program at any time. By using and accepting messages from Chronic Guru after we make changes to the Messaging Terms, you are accepting the Messaging Terms with those changes. Please check these Messaging Terms regularly.

Section 10

Entire Agreement & Severability

These Messaging Terms, together with any amendments and any additional agreements you may enter into with us in connection herewith, will constitute the entire agreement between you and Chronic Guru concerning the Messaging Program.

Section 11

Contact Information & Official Notice

Please contact us with any inquiries or concerns at info@chronic-gurus.com or write to us at: 16 W Pine St. Orlando, FL 32801.

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