What Our Customers Say

Delicious!

Super frosty buds with rich aroma. Really good body high.

Way too harsh on throat and gave me a mild headache. Not a fan of this strain.

Order arrived crushed inside box due to poor postal handling. Customer service took 3 days to reply.

Rich vanilla notes. Well balanced strain that keeps you happy and comfortable.

Okay sativa strain. Nugs were on the smaller side, though effect was cheerful.

This strain was great. It hyped me up enough to help me focus and get things accomplished I have been putting off. I would buy again.

Smooth

This is a favorite strain. I’ve gotten this a few times. It’s good for daytime use because it doesn’t leave you couch locked.

Not that tasty

Nice high, okay flavor

Pleasant fruity smell. Daytime effect was decent, but faded in under 2 hours.

Extremely weak potency. Did not feel anything even after multiple sessions.

Heavy hitter! Definitely keep water nearby for dry mouth, but man does it put you to sleep nicely.

Always a happy product.

Well Done

🔥🔥

Nice aroma, but batch felt a little under-cured. Okay overall experience.

Was amazing would definitely get again

Too sticky and stuck to teeth bad. Potency was minor. Won’t reorder this item.

it was amazing tastes amazing

Fruity smell. Good smoke, but needed a little more trim care.

Great strain!

Overpriced for the small quantity received. Box felt half empty.

Great quality 👌

Super pungent aroma. Knocks out stress fast after long work days.

Solid head buzz for morning work. A little light on flavor.

Tastes like sweet candy. Kick in time took over an hour.

Great quality 👌

Average hybrid strain. Smooth smoke but effect was shorter lived than expected.

No pineapple taste at all. Tastes like grass clippings.

Jar leak in transit, lost half the dab sauce inside shipping container bag.

Definitely would buy again, tasted great..

Love it

Love it

That Maui wowie we will have you saying wow wee!

Burnt very unevenly and tasted metallic. Very disappointed.

Dude! This knocked me out! Will buy when available.

The best! Tastes literally like juice

These are really great when it comes to helping me focus! I use them during the day. Very long lasting.

I love the live rosin concentrate. You can tell it’s a high quality product and it gets the job done. Plus no med card!

I loved this strain. I tried to re-order but didn’t see this in stock. I hope you get more of this in the future.

Looks amazing in photos. Smoke was alright, a bit harsh on the throat.

Shipping took over 10 days to arrive. Terrible logistics support.

Burns very slow and even. Smelled fresh right out of the tube. Good value overall.

Melted into a single blob inside the bag. Unusable upon arrival.

One of my favorites! Excellent pre-roll.

Effect was very subtle for 250mg labeled bottle. Expected much stronger results.

Fair quality product. Smell was great but high faded faster than other hybrid strains I tried.

Okay hybrid. Good for chill nights, though nothing overly special.

This lives up to GP’s solid reputation

Didn’t care for taste profile. Tasted very earthy/grassy compared to description.

Extremely sticky, ruined my grinder. Needs better instructions for use.

Gave me bad dry eyes and a pounding headache after two hits.

Effects were good but gummies stuck together in the jar due to summer heat.

🔥 Absolutely delicious! The Lizard Burger from Chronic Gurus was top-notch

I love it!

Brownies are super rich and fudgey! Half a brownie had me relaxed for hours. Would be 5 stars if packaging was easier to open.

Love it

Tastes like juice!!

Tastes delish!

Package took 5 business days to arrive. Product was okay, but shipping delay ruined experience.

Great sativa kick for focus and outdoor hikes.

I enjoyed my last shipment I got & im so excited to try this!

Very smooth flavor and it feels really good smoking it. It’s awesome.

Classic diesel aroma! Really helps boost mood during work hours.

Effects were jittery and racing. Not enjoyable for relax time.

Very sweet and strong

Disappointed with this batch. Smelled grassy and gave me a harsh headache. Would not recommend.

Disappointed with flavor profile. Tastes like damp earth.

Dry flower, crumbled to powder instantly in my grinder. Disappointed with batch quality.

Beautiful purple nugs covered in trichomes. Very smooth smoke, just a bit pricey compared to others.

Flower was bone dry and harsh. Tasted like burnt leaves. Unacceptable quality.

Great sample pack! 🔥 The gummy was really good, and the pre-roll was top-notch. Definitely a great way to try a little of everything high quality all around!

Love this one. Great for relaxing. Shipping was really fast.

Very potent

Decent flavor but felt a bit dry out of the bag. Boveda pack fixed it after two days.

Sparkling nugs and smooth exhale. High quality.

I love the smell of this one, great high!

Strong herbal taste. Potency was definitely there, but flavor could be improved.

Killer sativa-leaning

Tiny pop-corn nugs that were mostly shake. Not worth the price.

The best ever

Package arrived torn open. Missing half the contents.

Pure potency! Really clear crystals. Would appreciate a dab tool included next time.

Made me feel anxious rather than energised. Sativas usually don’t do this to me.

Superb

Bag appeal was lacking. Small pop-corn nugs with too many trim leaves left on.

Harsh burn, smelled burnt oil right out of container.

I miss this I want u all restock on this 10/10 best smoke ever

So good!

Hard to break into smaller dabs. Crystals were chunked together too hard.

Flavor was weak and effect only lasted 30 minutes. Expected much better.

Tropical flavor is spot on. Upbeat feeling, perfect for weekend outings with friends.

Decent aroma. Smoked smoothly, but potency was milder than anticipated.

I love this flower. Good experience, helps my anxiety. A+

Dry and harsh smoke. Required hydration pack immediately.

Super potent

Classic smell, but buds had more stems than expected for premium tier.

Slightly moldy smell when opening jar. Did not smoke remainder.

Tastes amazing like fresh peach! Good daytime chill without feeling foggy. Wish they came in a bigger bottle.

Very energetic and clear-headed high. Great for morning coffee and housework. Solid product!

Buds were small and stems were thick. Not worth full price.

Zero effect after taking 2 gummies. Felt like regular candy. Total waste of money.

Another stunner of a product. Just a couple of hits and you sail for 4 hours. Love this company…Chronic Guru

This is a new one for me . Very tasteful.

Smoked very fast and hot. Throat felt itchy after.

Dаme Mas Gasolina! ⛽️ that’s what this grape gas had me saying! Very potent, great tasting

The best I have ever had

Great taste, smooth.

Taste wasn’t that bad

Def my favorite strain right now

Sometimes 1 is not enough. Really smooth with lasting affects

Amazing!

Smooth inhale, creamy taste. Very relaxing state of mind without couchlock.

Tasted very stale and left a terrible chemical aftertaste in my mouth.

very good uplifting high!

Extremely strong, almost too intense for casual dabbers. Use with care!

Smokes amazing good flavor🔥🔥💯

Burns slow and clean. Perfect for shared smokes.

Smoked fine overall, but one pre-roll in the pack canoe-burned slightly.

I would definitely say give the Runtz a try if it comes back in stock. Great smell and taste! I will be watching gir this one to return.

As good as all the other blueberries

Classic piney earthy smell. Solid quality flower as always from Chronic Guru.

This one was calming and helped me sleep

Pre-roll was rolled way too tight, hard to draw air through. Had to re-roll it myself.

Tastes like sweet grape candy. Excellent for body aches after working out.

Decent Indica strain. Helped with sleep slightly, but nothing mind-blowing.

Sweet candy terpenes! Really enjoyed smoking this with my partner.

These gummies are the best! I cut them into 10mg pieces so it’s easy to grab. They never disappoint!

Standard OG aroma. Relaxing, but nugs were slightly dry.

It tastes good, i can smell it when i walk into my apartment and is generally a great experience

I need more lol amazing!

Great microdose gummy for daytime productivity.

Awesome Hybrid

Cool

Average potency for an Indica. Good for casual evening use, but expected stronger couchlock.

The best I have ever had!

I was actually surprise

Received wrong strain in package! Ordered Gorilla Breath, label said Indica but flower looked completely different.

Super sticky and loaded with kief! Takes a minute to break down but hits like a truck.

Very sweet and potent

Very pleasant blueberry fragrance. Helped me sleep through the night without waking up.

Delicious!

Great flavor and nice smooth buzz. Only giving 4 stars because shipping took a day longer than expected, but the product quality is top tier!

Brownie arrived slightly stale around the edges. Potency was fine, but texture wasn’t great.

Sweet taste. Good for relaxing on the couch watching movies, but middle of the road.

Smells like old hay. No grape or berry notes whatsoever.

Full of seeds and stems! Not premium flower at all.

Chewy and delicious. Takes about 45 mins to kick in fully, but effect is very warm and cozy.

Smells super sweet and fruity. The nugs were nice and dense. Very solid 4 star strain for evening wind-down.

Good old fashioned indica

Very potent

This is my fav!!!!

Yummy!

Good strain for relaxation!

It wasn’t strong as preferd great relaxation great sleep bud

Messy to handle without silicone gloves. Potent, but tough to smoke evenly in a bowl.